Chuck Norris doesn't have a lifestyle. Lifestyles have a chuck Norris.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Remember the Soviet Union? They quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on satellite TV.
Chuck Norris has a platinum medal in every sport, including badminton, competitive eating, and roundhouse-kickery.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris in Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't strong enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA that he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered Earth's Atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 4000 degrees centigrade. An embarrased NASA publicl